31 (Plus) Flavors of MMOs

So I figure with summer coming to a close that I’d roll in and try for one more food analogy that will look really odd if I try and pull it off in the colder months.

I’m convinced that the various conflicts and rivalries that people tend to attribute between MMO titles is sort of like people arguing over what flavor of ice cream is the best. Like ice cream, MMOs have some consistent, basic flavors. Some people like a plain jane Vanilla MMO experience with dungeon crawls and level. Others are into the Chocolate richness of an MMO PvP system with visceral battles and good times involving pixellated beatdowns. Or perhaps someone wants the flavored Strawberry or a decent crafting and economical system.

Then you have the variations and mixes which developers tend to use for the release of their own MMO flavor. Maybe someone mixes more Chocolate than Vanilla, and vice versa. Maybe someone throws in a variation of the PvP theme by using chocolate chips mixed with cookie dough. Strawberry crafting may be married to a Banana flavored idea that players should drive the economy. There’s a ton of different subtle changes and therefore a ton of possibilities as well.

Aside from wanting ice cream, I think you’re getting my point. So why is it that people tend to mire themselves in ugly rivalries and manufactured conflicts where people try to argue their flavor of MMO is the best? I think I must have seen, in the past 5 or 6 years, every comparison under the sun, from WoW vs. EQ to WAR vs. WoW to Shadowbane vs. UO and Guild Wars vs. City of Heroes and…well, you get the idea.

Honestly, I think the reason people expend so much energy arguing and bickering over which MMO is best or will dominate the world is that despite their preferred flavor of MMO, people are seeking what they feel is the “perfect” flavor – a mix of ice cream goodness so amazing that it is universally loved and appreciated, and which is the undisputed king of the MMO world. Don’t get me wrong – I can get behind that kind of idealism, but I do think that more happiness (and less arguing) comes from not seeking that perfect MMO, but understanding there’s so many flavors to choose from. Back in the day, there really wasn’t a choice between MMOs, but as more of them enter the market – and carve out a bit of the market for themselves – there’s more of an opportunity to enjoy a flavor that’s right for you.

Frankly, I’d rather have 31 (perhaps more) flavors of MMOs to choose from than just 1 or 2, any day. And that’s what the variety is all about. Compare MMO flavors a little bit, folks, but let’s try not to get into a taste testing match to see which one is best. After all, too much ice cream and too much arguing both lead to the same thing (a headache and a hurting tummy), right?

Geek and Analog = Best “I Quit” Message Ever

Update 8/11/10: Looks like this was manufactured by thechive.com.  Doesn’t seem like many people care, since it was sincerely funny. Bravo!

Most of the time, trying to mix an analog method with a geek method just doesn’t work at all. Using a pen to draw something on a computer screen? Employing a console controller to play a board game? It’s like oil and water, people.

But every so often, there’s a little neato combination that happens when you mix more traditional analog methods of communication with modernized geekery. Take the girl on the right, for example, whose swan song involved a simple little writeboard combined with digitally emailed photographs. If you want to check out the full post at thechive.com, you can do so. I’ll wait til you get back.

I’m not sure what’s cooler – the fact that a whiteboard was used 33 times for this project, that our girl’s expressions here are priceless, or that her boss is apparently a little too obsessed with Farmville. I do know that even though tech has invaded just about every portion of our life, that there are ways in which geeks can best express themselves through non-techy ways – and in fact that they should be encouraged to do so. I mean, would you rather take the effort to put together a PowerPoint or a slide show that your non-geek friends might have trouble understanding, much less opening, or do something like what this girl did with pretty pictures? I think the latter ensures some memorable moments – and links across the web.

Of course, the secondary lesson to be learned here is that your own geek tools can easily be turned against you. Installing monitoring software is all well and good, but all it takes is someone with just enough technology knowledge to be dangerous to outdo you. If you don’t keep your own nose clean when it comes to using geekery tech, especially where someone can get to it, then maybe you just might be better off with an abacus for a calculator and a stack of paper, envelopes, and stamps for sending mail to folks. At least you won’t get into trouble from random women with whiteboards.

Email Asplosionz!

Normally in my life, I’m pretty decent at being organized. I have a productivity system that works, my mind (which gets older by the minute) is for the most part not as forgetful as a goldfish, and I think that with the various things I do I have it fairly under control.

That being said, there’s always one part of someone’s life, no matter how obsessed with sorting they are, where there is a bit of healthy clutter. For me, it’s email. For a geek-obsessive like me, having email is kind of like breathing, and to have it as disorganized and disjointed as I leave it is always a challenge to deal with.

I’d have to say that I have three levels of email clutter at any time:

  • Mail-con 1 – Only 6 or 7 whole pages of mail grace my presence. Advertisements are sort of discarded, personal mails to be replied to are waiting, and it’s relatively easy to find things.
  • Mail-con 2 – 12 to 15 pages of mail are stuffed into my electronic box. Advertisement mails are unread but left in the mailbox for fear of catching the virtual equivalent of cooties. I recall personal mails 3 weeks old that might be helpful to answer but which get buried in a haze of Left 4 Dead play sessions and huge amounts of procrastination
  • Mail-con 3 – “You are using 6985MB of 7000MB allowed”, also known as “ARE YOU BAT SHIT INSANE?!!!!!”

I don’t know what it is exactly, that keeps this part of my geekery so messed up. I know a lot of people and get a ton of notices and updates and mails about them all the time, so that might be part of the reason. Another is the sheer intimidation factor of going through and dealing with mail in general. E-mail, to me, is like walking into a lion’s cage with a whip and a chair – it’s a savage beast with a life of its own and you end up getting your head bitten off if you aren’t careful.

It’s funny, because even though geeks are totally smart and intelligent most of the time, there’s always an irrational portion of them that makes them behave in an odd way. For me, it’s the dread of opening email and it somehow coming to my house and into my bed at night to eat me because I answered and deleted it. Having 1256 emails that could potentially do that to you is a recipe for procrastination and inbox stuffing the likes of which you haven’t seen since a Chicago election.

As always, I like to look on the bright side of this whole situation. I do, after all, seem to have a lot of people who like to mail me. Sure, they want to sell me breast implants with a free laptop if I just give up my bank account information to some random rich person, but hey, mail is mail. Occasionally there’s the fun little gem of replying “I’m doing fine” to a “how are you”, but for the most part, I like to see the mail pile up as a testament to how much I must whore my own address, or my own presence, online.

If you’ve mailed me, don’t worry – I’ll get to you….eventually.