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November 19, 2008

OP Ping – Plaintive for the PS3

Anyone Want A PS3? No? Oh.

Take my PS3, please?

Here at OP, there’s nothing better than responding to things from the geek community that are out there and adding to the discussion at hand. By lending a positive, warm voice to the masses of internet angst, I only hope to make a small bit of difference to both of my regular readers.

The OP Ping is my effort to respond or talk about some of the more interesting bits of news and items out there and give a shout-out to those folks worth reading, listening, or watching.

I love podcasts as driving material during my forays out of the house, and one of the staples for me is Sarcastic Gamer‘s Red Show, featuring discussion about the latest gaming news and releases. I like the SGC, mostly because you have a bunch of guys in Doc, Dave, and Lono who don’t sound stuffy, who report and discuss the stuff they do without being pretentious, and who are awfully self-deprecating for a show and website with the amount of success it has achieved in just over a year. It’s good stuff. Subscribe if you can.

Anyway, this week’s Podcast, entitled “Super Ninja Girl” (you’d have to listen to get it) was filled with the usual banter about releases like Mirror’s Edge and Call of Duty: World at War, but for about 5 minutes, it had a serious case of the Mondays. Tired of being called XBox 360 fanboys especially in light of an article written by Lono about the underperforming PS3 hype, there was a moment during the show where Doc and Lono let loose on all the abuse they’ve been taking over an apparent XBox 360 bias.

It was a jarring moment from the fun-loving, semi-serious, informative tone to the angry, rant-filledĀ  stuff I’m normally used to reading on the Internet.

Hey, let some nobody blogger cheer you up, guys. I’d say that a lot of this stuff is honestly about expectations not being met, a persistent problem with games in general these days. Buying into the hype is always a guaranteed disappointment. Marketing spin is some of the worst to listen to, even worse when it comes from the mouth of a developer, and the PS3 is no different.

You gotta get excited by lowering your expectations. You’ve got to say “hey, Playstation Home is going to be pretty much a steaming pile of nothing that no one will touch with a 10 foot pole.” You’ve got to say “the Playstation 3 is going to lose even more exclusives to the ever-encroaching XBox 360 market”. You’ve got to be thinking that the PS3 is going to have not just “its year”, but “its worse year”. And then when it actually marginally does better, you can feel better about spending $599 on a system that won the format wars but not much else. See? It’s like not scoring the hot person you’re attracted to and settling for the average, hot-when-they-want-to-be one. You still score, right?

I mean, let’s not get all emo wrist-cutting here, guys. So Little Big Planet is going through some crazy censorship thing with levels having copyrighted content. And maybe Socom is suffering from some terribad netcode that would make a network admin weep at night. These things happen. Isn’t that what they say about the 360′s red rings? Buck up!

I own a PS3 and not a 360. Heck, I’ve got no choice but to look forward to Singstar ABBA this year. Why not make the most of it.

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September 6, 2008

My XBox Ate It

So out of Kotaku comes a news story about a family whose XBox was responsible for burning down their home. Apparently, the XBox was left on for a period of four days, with a notebook on top of it blocking the vents. The XBox overheated and thus caused a fire that cost the family their home. Upon finding this out, they did what any American would do given the gravity of the situation and what values they’ve been taught – they looked into suing, but actually gave up due to financial reasons.

Ok, so perhaps trying to sue Microsoft would be kind of like trying to push a brick wall over with a toothpick, but at least the conclusion that the XBox was responsible still seems sound. I mean, yeah, the family lost their home, hopefully has insurance to cover “XBox left on in order to play old school Halo” circumstances, and probably will never let their family ever have a video game system again, but they can look into the bright side – they set a precedent even without burning some cash on a lawyer.

Think about it. If a reputable source like a fire department can reliably say that the XBox burned the place down, why not use it for other things as well? It’s not like video games have enough to be blamed about anyway, from bad parenting (game systems don’t ground kids very well) to violent behavior to now, what appears to be the first in fire, floor, and famine. What’s one more thing on the hill of irresponsibility and passing the buck that we’ve come to know and love anyway, right?

I can see the excuses now. Late to work? The XBox red-ringed and deleted all your achievements, forcing you to get them all back in a 96 hour marathon session. What about food going bad? Yeah, that XBox game was so good you couldn’t put it down to put away the groceries when you got home. And your inability to do your homework? Well, the XBox ate it, of course. Clearly Microsoft has not tapped this unmined potential yet, because no program that automatically generates an excuse having to do with the XBox has been developed and packaged for prices that make a cheapskate downloader have a heart attack.

Seems that taking responsibility is a moot point, because inanimate objects can neither protest nor file a complaint about your delegation. It’s the perfect marriage of non-accountability and simplicity. It takes you less time to say the XBox did it than to come up with some long-arse conclusion not about how you had an “emergency” and just “had” to stay for hours. Ah – there’s Microsoft for you – coming up with things that 95% of the population will be able to benefit from but which they fail to understand.

I love progress.

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