So, my good friend and fellow Warhammer Alliance worker Kristen pointed me out to something I just had to read to give the Overly Positive touch. The ever prolific Jim Sterling of Destructoid wrote about an interesting development in WoW that pretty much puts more cement on the foundation of WoW being not just a game, but a cultural phenomenon. Apparently, a psychiatrist, along with a few others, plan on getting into WoW and offering in-game therapy to those who are in need of it.
You know, I gotta say that I thought that Blizzard had done it all with the Mountain Dew offer, the endorsements from everyone from Mr. T to Ozzy Osbourne, and the amazing addition of Peggle, but this has to be the best thing yet. Imagine, if you will, in Ironforge, or in Orgrimmar, such a service. Thousands of players, angry over the fact that the guild officers above them who are sleeping with each other won’t give them raid loot, or depressed over getting ganked by min-max maniacs in Arena, would flock to the professional services of these few, brave souls. Sure, these people who play 60 hours a week and neglect their wives/husbands/significant others might, just maybe, have more issues than a simple messup with items made of pixels and data bits. But every little bit helps, right?
Just think of what good this could do for the WoW community when it comes to feedback. The WoW forums are currently a quagmire of “lol” and “I quit” and “this guy is tooooootallly exploting” posts, but imagine what some decent in-game therapy might do for them? Instead of whining on the forums about how the latest cookie cutter spec is “soooooo OP” and that their class “didn’t need a nerf ,wtf”, they’ll just do it to the in-game therapist. Who knows, maybe the therapist can get them to acknowledge that their issue with Yardak the Orc and his extermely epic sword goes back to a desire to sleep with their mother, creating an epiphany of epic proportions. Doesn’t that sound great?
Of course, the real heroes are the therapists themselves, who will soldier their way through many an emotional antisocial hermit in WoW’s faceless crowd. I mean, ok, they’ll probably have gear worse than a gold farmer, making remote house calls to psychologically disturbed raid groups who wipe 20 hours a week difficult, but they’ll manage. There could be the possibility of a few flubs here and there, too. Heck, if you were a therapist and the cute female night elf you thought you were counseling for bad bouts of PMS-induced rants was really a portly, effeminate dude, you’d probably feel discouraged and foolish too.
But seriously, the extra effort that these people will take to login to the game, dodge all the mailbox dancers and gold spammers, and sit in a single place just to listen to people whine has to be applauded. If for nothing else, it A)keeps all that high-pitched nerd raging off of the internet and B)makes for really, really good blogging material.
Thumbs up, online therapists – and good luck. You’ll need it.