You know, even for the worst situations, there needs to be a bit of a silver lining, a bright light in the darkness, a fruity center in a massively dry jelly donut. Overly Positive Thoughts puts on the old thinking cap, takes a look at a bad situation, and turns those frowns upside down.
For this week’s Overly Positive Thoughts, we take a look at a curious little story from the corner of the web regarding everyone’s favorite zombie shooter hit from Valve, Left 4 Dead.
Seems that the announcement of the inevitable sequel, Left 4 Dead 2, which is coming to all us survivors in mid November of this year, was not met with 100% praise and adoration (someone hates something on the Internet? Say it ain’t so!). A group of Valve fan monkeys, upset that L4D2 has “come too soon” and who feel saddened, angry, and betrayed by Valve’s new endeavor, have created a Steam Community Group for the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott effort. As a result, rage and hatred has been generated on both sides of the fence, from the people in the group to outsiders and opponents calling this a pathetic display of online petitioning.
Now, I’m more than happy to give this community group my massive single-digits readership and the publicity that it so richly deserves. For one thing, this is history making, and shouldn’t be missed. Not only is this probably record set for organizing a protest of a game, but it is clearly the fastest anyone has gotten from mild-mannered fan to frothing-at-the-mouth Internet crusader. We’re looking at an all-time record for nerdrage, everyone, and you don’t want to miss it. Where’s the Guinness Book of World Record for Feeling Slapped In The Face?
Not only that, but this is a true, revolutionary achievement in eliciting emotion and reaction based on trailers. Forget about Star Wars: The Old Republic and its awe-inspiring “Deceived” trailer, forget about Final Fantasy XIII and its new epic journey, forget about all the wow factor that all the new motion control stuff inspired. When you think of a piece of media that generated true emotion and feeling, and by emotion and feeling, I mean “like you had your cereal pissed in”, look to Valve. Their short and sweet L4D2 trailer induced so much virtual vomiting on the part of so many rebellious fans that a whole group was made for the express purpose of vomiting whatever people felt like, 24/7, every day of every week. Clearly, more trailers need to use more banjo and fiddle. Take note!
And last, but not least, the establishment of this group just highlights the shining gem and wonderment that is community building, which is nothing at all like those boring, rational people who are simply satisfied and surprised that a sequel to a great game is coming out so soon. No, this is true, real, raw, valuable community:
“We’re going to eat the big di*ck…
VALVe spat relly good on their fans!” – from DoC
Yes, and clearly, they spat on your keyboard so you couldn’t type words or spell correctly. Fight on, my fellow rebel!
“This group might actually work if everybody informs people about it at every place he can we can easily get 20000-30000 members soon which is about 1-2 million dollar loss. Valve will have to take action. ” – from SuperBeast
Obviously! Because of the currently over 5000 members in this group, certainly every single one of them will not treat this as a bandwagoning trend and perhaps fail to remember why they signed up two months from now. You are unified, you are enraged, you are community. Go L4D2 Boycott, I am certain you will succeed where 99% of online petitioners and “I Quit” thread makers failed. Also, your math, clearly based on a released price for L4D2, is accurate. Impressive!
“WHAT THE FUCK IS VALVE THINKING? WE´RE NOT STUPID! STOP WITH THE EPISODE 3 DELAY AND RELEASE US SOME GOOD GAMES! SAY NO FOR LEFT FOR DEAD 2 AND YES FOR EPISODE 3, IT´S WHAT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR! ” – from Darth Revan
Yes, fight the power! Oh, by the way, the Half Life 2 Episode 3 Boycott group is the other way.
“The sequel uses new survivors. I LOVE THE CURRENT ONES TOO MUCH TO LEAVE THEM. THIS HAS ALREADY KILLED THE GAME MORE THEN THE TITLE OF IT. ” – from Arcanine
Indeed, viva la revolution! Fight for Generic Old Army Vet, Tattooed Rebel, Hot College Chick, and Token Minority, as they are completely original characters not based on templates at all. Clearly, they need to stay on top of the L4D empire.
I love the internet. Don’t you?
Fight on, boycotters! Overly Positive is behind you with sunny, encouraging feelings to stave off all those clearly crazy Valve fans.