Maybe I’ll be starting out with some of you wanting to slap me right across the face, but here goes.
I finally managed to pack on some pounds in the last year or so. Now granted, I’ve always been rather slender for a dude geek. I’ve never had to worry about my weight, which meant that my college-like diet of hot wings, pizza, and Klondike bars was sure to catch up to me at some point. Despite my best efforts, including an obvious sacrifice involving the excruciating arm-twisting it took to get me to drink more beer, I still haven’t had to worry too much til the last few months or so.
Now that I have some weight, and I don’t look like a kindly grandmother’s worst nightmare in terms of being underfed, I need to get in shape. Amazingly enough, getting up from the computer to go to the water cooler is not sufficient cardio for a workout. It’s been many, many years since I did regular exercise, and the gym is probably a sad place where I would end up injuring myself trying to lift 10 pound weights, so I went looking around for games. I’m fortunate enough to have a Kinect, and eventually settled on “Your Shape, Fitness Evolved” to get me the toning and cardio I needed. Granted, I loaded the game expecting maybe something that might make me crack a sweat like I did that one time I imitated Mike Tyson on Wii Boxing.
Perhaps about 60 minutes of torturous exercise later, I found out how wrong I was. And that was just the tutorial and the analysis of my very out-of-shape body. I really like games like this – mostly because, well, they aren’t games. This seems overly contradictory so to clarify, I mean to say that exercise, while having some game-like elements to it, is ultimately not supposed to be a game – it’s supposed to be a way to exude effort to get in better shape. For that, it takes work and any title that claims to do so better put you through your paces. I have a customized workout for Your Shape that is tailored to me now, and with the addition of some cardio and shaping-based games and a bit of tai chi and tae bo style boxing, I look forward to many more humbling sessions of Kinect-powered workout. At the very least, it’s a way I can be embarrassed at having knees that crack on a squat in the privacy of my own home.






