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Oh yes, it’s Friday, folks, and there’s no greater celebration of Fridays than by looking at all the meaningful and amazing discussion that happens on forums around the ‘Net. Let’s take a look at what the wide world of the Internet has to offer us this week.

BOTS ARE NOT THE SAME AS GOLD SPAMMERS

I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT GOLD SPAMMERS

I GIVE A **** ABOUT AUTOMATED LEVELERS

are you nyerking dumb or what

Ooh! Making it bigger is always better, right? I mean it works for boob jobs and male enhancement projects, why not have it work for forums too? I mean, why try and explain your point again in a more rational and calm manner when you can just jack up the font to 64 point? It makes your content more rich, I’m sure.

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I can get behind this intelligent and adept counter-argument to the St. Louis Cardinals losing on a dropped baseball. You know why? It’s totally not because I bleed Chicago Cubs blue and find I have a bit of an averson to all things Cardinal red, oh no. It’s because of the fact that this poster is clearly enjoying himself posting! Look at all the laughter, folks – this is how we should be feeling when we post on forums.

Idk, Krankone Hsler is all l33t t4lk1Ng N Sh1T BU7 Evenar modred is fucking crying for a duel so he can brag about it on the the forums about his win,please please awnser my qeustion please post it please plase please QQQQQ WTF?

Check it out folks – internet abbreviations, totally not-overdone sayings, a classic flame, and even leetspeak! This is a microcosm of Internet forums, folks. Take some screenshots, it’s not going to be around forever.

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I too can also put together random words into thoughts. Purple monkey pineapple tools sacrilege administration for career. See that? I can communicate in your language as well, my friend.

That’s it for this week – tune in next Friday for more forum goodness!

Ah yes, another Forum Friday, which means more wonderful diamonds from the Internet to unearth and discover.

Let’s start with something that always guarantees meaningful and intelligent discussion – politics:

If I could replicate the process that brought me to this place, I would. Otherwise, I’d just ask my lesbian sister to take a tour of the White House and find a way to touch Madame President. Logically, the touch of the openly homosexual should be anathema to Mrs. Palin, and she would have to go on a 6-month moose-shooting-from-helicopters retreat to restore her femininity. In her absence, my shadowy cabal will supplant her shadowy cabal.

Then? Then we give shadowy cabals to underprivileged urban schoolchildren! Cabals for all, that’s my platform!

Wow. Someone really doesn’t want Sarah Palin to be president even in the hypothetical sense.  C’mon guys – just because assassination works for ninjas like Ryu Hayabusa or grizzled vets like Solid Snake doesn’t mean it would work for you. Besides, shadowy cabals certainly have better things to do…like be shadowy and all that.

Hey fuck off and find your own crusade, homeboy. Or at least if you are gonna be Banj’s Playtime Bumchum(TM) then up the game. e.g. Don’t go from “arsehole” to “a bit pretentious”, that totally undermines our friendship hierarchy. You have to elevate the previous comment. You should have called him “cunt” or “AIDS patient”.

The Art Of Flaming, by Sun I Pwned-Tzu.

Nobody here is MLG, half of these boarders are 10 year olds and the ones that are actually 13+ can`t spell or tie their shoes.

Personally, I’d like to know where the above poster classifies themselves then. It’s like one of those philosophical debates or moral dilemmas, or better yet, a game of “Would you Rather…”. I mean, would you rather be entering the 4th grade where they stuff you into lockers for playing games 10 hours a day, or be unable to somehow tie a simple knot? The complexity of it all!

And that’s all for the Internet this week. Have fun posting!