Wow, it’s been a while! It’s funny how a short trip to another city can take a lot out of you, right? I’m still on the road to recovery but don’t worry – I’ll be back to 100% real soon.
Today, I’m informing my smallish readership that I have moved on from one of my subbed MMO,s Aion. As those who play MMOs know well, unsubbing from one that you’ve played is not unlike breaking up with someone you’ve dated – it’s a bit awkward, makes you feel like you invested your time for nothing, and it kinda hurts your butt for a while. But just like any actual relationship breakup, ultimately, you need to look on the bright side and see that yes, even though you probably totally made a mistake putting months of your life into the affair, that you’ll have learned something. Yes, just like finding out that dating someone who is a little too into kitchen appliances might not be conducive to a healthy relationship, unsubbing from an MMO gives you a few lessons to take to the next subscription.
For example, here’s some great tidbits I learned about Aion during my journey from 1 – 50 as a Cleric:
- Perpetually poor people like me can’t pay for deaths and experience loss consistently. Soul Healer, you are the Donald Trump of MMOs.
- A little randomness is nice. Too much randomness, such as critting on crafting for quests, is nice to make you want to stab your eyes out with a spoon.
- Soul Healer, you should write a book on economical success in MMOs.
- The best treadmill grind is the one you don’t realize you are running. The worst treadmill grind is the one that you not only realize you are on but which also has spikes on the treads as you run.
- I like a little resistance in PvP. It makes battles more exciting. However, when encountering the resistance is like jamming your index finger as hard as you can against a brick wall to try to make a hole in it, it’s not quite as fun, you see.
- Getting loot is neat. But in the repeated absence of any loot at all, you can at least copy and paste items into chat to fantasize about having epic gear.
- Did I mention that if Soul Healer was a class, all they would have to have is an ability which sucks money and experience away to succeed? Easiest class ever, I say!
So the next time you bust up with the MMO love of your life, don’t drown your sorrows in pints of Ben and Jerry’s and constant YouTube and Hulu watching. Learn the lessons and move on (or back) to something you truly enjoy and can give you what you want. Trust me – you’ll be better and a little less flabby for it.










Last night my good friend Kristen and I managed to discover what I find most enjoyable about Aion. It isn’t the graphical detail or the simplistic class system or the flight. It isn’t the marked progression of gear and a very active economy system, either. Hell, it isn’t even leveling.
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Ah, nothing like seeing the land run red…with your killers’ names, of course.