You see that? Pro wrestler Triple H is pointing at crazy things he sees on internet forums!
Yep, that’s right, it’s time for another installment of Forum Friday, where we take a look at the best and brightest around the Internet. Let’s take a gander, shall we?
suunyd it’s sounds like you hate on my favorite wrestler John Cena a 3 time WWE champion and a 2 time world heavyweight champion a 2 time United states champion and a 2 time world tag team champion but i don’t see why you hate the game i like watching wrestling i know it’s fake but so are movies and games but i don’t stop watching them or play em because it’s fake and i know there’s ppl that would agree that they like RAW ( currently waiting for the return of Attitude era ) but there still athlets ( srry for bad english ) they get injuries like any other athlet out and you can’t fake how a guy like John Cena could raise up the worlds largest athlet Big Show , the worlds strongest man Mark Henry and The Great Khali over his shoulder but yeah i’m just talking about the game so lets keep pro wrestling out and talk about the game
Now, now, dear poster….this was a valiant effort to explain a great point about the clear merits and reality of professional wrestling. Don’t forget about the real value of championships worn around waists – those gold belts would go for money on eBay, I tell you! Still, there’s no need to start making English teachers cry without knowing exactly why. There are such things as punctuation and capital letters after all! Maybe I should introduce this guy to last week’s dude of mixed question marks and exclamation points. Friendships are all about mutual benefit, after all.
Maybe it’s just the coffee charging my neurons, but I really hate all of you. All you do is suck my oxygen and darken my day with your insipid posts. None of you add anything to this game, other than money to line Mythic’s pockets. All of your fictitious superiority you portray through your fancifully colored polygons will never make up for your shortcomings in real life. Flaunt your binary accomplishments all you want, you’ll still wake up lonely every day. Who is going to care about that fort you took 50 years from now when your maggot-ridden corpses are decomposing in a shallow grave somewhere after years of sustaining yourselves on pizza and Mt. Dew until your saturated fat-lined arteries burst? I’ll answer for you: nobody.
In closing, everyone go die in a fire.
I think someone could use a hug, or that failing, a Care Bear stare! It’s too bad it isn’t the 80′s because a little cheeseball was always the big fixer-upper back then. That and GIJoe bravely teaching us half the battle.
Still, the real lesson to be learned by this completely meaningful and worthwhile post is that certain blend of coffees can be harmful to your health! It’s so unfortunate that this poor, misguided soul didn’t inform us of what beans grinded pure hate. Wasn’t caffeine supposed to help people get started in the morning? The horror! Seriously folks, after this little subtle public service announcement, you’d all better check your coffee cups and see if you feel like being tough on the Internet afterwards. You might need to see a doctor. Get well!
you fucking dirty pigymy baboon 
Stick it where the sun don’t shine you kangaroo’s pouch, you putrid frog, you sheep’s offal.
Well now. I’m sure you can all see the high level of education that this person is clearly capable of with such a meaningful and amazingly thoughtful retort. I mean, look at it – there’s no mention of “bull shit”, “butt monkey”, or “horse’s ass” anywhere! This guy espouses much more creativity and you should all take note. We should all be so intimate with animals and their body parts.
You know, every week I’m continuously surprised by the intelligence of forum communities everywhere. Let’s hope people are always this philosophical and complex with their trains of thought. It can only make for better dialog – and better blog posts, of course!
See you next week!
You know, I’ve tried to put in some mildly witty, yet positive commentary on all these forum quotes I keep gathering, but to be honest, the gems of the internet just need to shine on their own.
Ah, forums. Once again we wade right in and introduce a few of the best gems from various internet forums I frequent for the week. Better keep an eye out folks – there’s some real treasures out there to be found if you are looking for real, intelligent, mature discussion.
Ah, the facepalm. Patrick Stewart, you have no idea what you created when you did that in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Talk about universal gestures.
Oh yes, it’s Friday, folks, and there’s no greater celebration of Fridays than by looking at all the meaningful and amazing discussion that happens on forums around the ‘Net. Let’s take a look at what the wide world of the Internet has to offer us this week.
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