January is the month where people start to realize, if you’re in such a climate, that it is “really frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth”. This makes Mondays about as appealing to people to deal with as a root canal followed by an injection of adrenaline to the heart. I know that as a denizen of the Midwest, not to mention of Pacific Islander descent, that it’s an annual challenge I have to overcome.
But there’s nothing like a little Collegehumor.com to warm the cockles of my very bright and shiny positive heart – and for the rest of you, even the cynics have to smile at parody. Therefore I present to you, courtesy of watching train wreck texts from last night, what Mario and company would do if they had a cellphone with a decent data plan – and lots of mushrooms.
Stay warm out there, true positive believers!