Disclaimer: STILL not responsible for any addiction or desire to stab one’s eyes out with a spoon as a result of watching the below video.
So now you know by now that I’m a morning person. But am I a night owl? Can I maintain the same level of energy and positive thinking at night as I do during the day?
Well, again, mere words just don’t do it. Here’s the answer to whether or not I have the same energy level that allows me to keep going:
Some of you may not be tempted to click on the video following the traumatization from last time, but I assure you, such feelings are simply your imagination. This video is nothing but uplifting and energetic, which is how I feel many nights. I’m doing you folks a service, you see, bringing colorful cute and sunshine to your supposedly dull lives. Isn’t it great?
You’re welcome, by the way.
Gaaah! I nearly poked my eyes out after the last one, and yet I clicked on this one as well. Why? Why did I do that?
That's easy – because you wanted to. There's a sunny, optimistic, sugary sweet version of yourself that is just struggling to get out. You should let it out more often.
You are Evil. Positively Evil, of course. But Evil nonetheless for preying on my inability to turn away and stop clicking these videos you recommend… May you rot in a dungeon with flowers and cute puppies!