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If there’s one thing that I know pretty well, it’s forums, and the inevitable potpourri of wondrous thoughts that come out of them. Yes, forums are a source of group communication and a place where like minded individuals can share opinions, but they are also home to some of the best and most fascinating specimens I’ve ever seen. In this, a new Overly Positive feature, we look at some of the very best from around the ‘Net’s forums, and provide our own helpful and sunny commentary on them. So without further ado, let’s get started!

fuckin 12 yr olds

l4d2 sucks because it’s a ripoff of the first one. tehre should never have been a second, THE DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT WAS PROMISED TO THE FIRST L4D, THEN THEY ABONDONED THEIR WORK AND MADE ANOTHER FUCKIN GAME. VALVE YOU FUCKHEADS!!! WHATS THE FUCKIN POINT OF MAKING US PAY FOR STUFF YOU PROMISED FOR FREE!?!?!?!!??!

First off, it’s quite amazing that this poster admits readily to his age in the very first line. Not many people have the guts to do that, you know. Also, it appears this poor fellow’s caps lock broke midway through the first sentence. Get the man a new keyboard, Valve! He’s banging on it too hard. Also, as we all know and should take note – repeated puncuation marks are out of style. Alternating your puncuation, however, definitely gets more attention and is certainly not ignored. You’d better take note of this person’s mix of question marks and exclamation points, Valve! This guy means business.

Better have some people /ragequit then killing off the game before the end of the year.

So grow a brain.

At least I have a girlfriend and she loves my underdeveloped, tiny, impotent cock. Thank you very much.

How unfortunate that this poster has trouble with his organ of love! This is a serious situation – perhaps since he has “grown a brain” so large, it made up for the fact that he can’t satisfy his girlfriend properly. The horror! Frankly, I’m glad that this guy was gutsy enough to reveal his deficiency to the rest of the Internet, because I hear that there are pills or videos involving fursuited people to fix that. Whatever floats your boat, my friend – just get help.

Exactly, this is some nyerked up communist **** going on here! I wanna choose my godamn server!

This is great folks. Do you realize what this means for forums? Finally, Nazi-ism has been played out (must have been all those WWII games). Communism is the new black when it comes to accusing companies, management, or any other convenient target of forms of government that they know almost nothing about beyond games! I have to adjust my fashionable forum comments to match this – I would want to be out of style.

That’s it for this week’s edition of Forum Friday. Be sure to check back for more gloriously intelligent nuggets from around the Net, and if you have a forum you’d like us to crawl looking for gems, let me know!