The Most Relevant Amazon Reviews Ever

Special thanks to Andy Belford of Mythic Entertainment for pointing Overly Positive at this totally helpful and amazing product – the Three Moon Wolf T-shirt.

Curious about the product? Check out the product page for the wolf shirt.

Normally, online product reviews are bland, uninspiring, and filled with facts and impressions about the item that are supposed to guide your purchasing. But this one, for some reason, has been entertainment-in-a-bottle, with reviewers grabbing hold of the technology to present…well…let’s just say “unique” perspectives. For example:

“I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt unaware of it’s magical properties. Once I put the T-shirt on my body began to convulse with extreme pleasure like I had never imagined. I no longer had use for my fiance as not only does the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt bring me pleasure beyond my wildest dreams it also brings me breakfast in bed and rubs my feet. I have found true and eternal happiness and on top of that sixty three days after first wearing my shirt I gave birth to three beautiful Wolf pups. Well worth the purchase!”

Clearly, we all need to start reviewing products based on this criteria so that we can not only laugh while making a discerning purchase, but also so we can understand that the motivations for a product like a t-shirt sometimes extend beyond boring things like printing quality, style, and size availability.

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