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September 3, 2008

A Fireside Chat With: WAR Server Types

Here at Overly Positive, we don’t want to just have me posting all the time about the good things about the seemingly worst of geek media. Sometimes we like to invite some other voices onto the program to help us out. So today, I’d like to introduce a couple of guests – Warhammer Online’s Core and Open RvR server types – to have a great and awesome discussion about what they both bring to the table – one that will be no doubt interesting, insightful, and of course, positive. So without further ado, take it away!

Core: My gratitude! I think I would like to begin our little chat by saying that I have a lot to offer all those WAR players out there. For one thing, I am the original vision of the game. I was around when the game started and, my friends, I will probably be around when the game ends. I am how the game was meant to played, you see, so that automatically makes me the golden child. So if you want to have a true WAR experience, you definitely have to be in my cup of tea.

Open: Well, that IS quite capital, Core, but if you want to wax poetic about true “WAR”, you simply CANNOT go wrong with me. Perhaps, my dear acquaintance, you had not caught that big old slogan that they have simply been plastering all over the place. Let me give you a little reminder – “WAR is everywhere”. Surely that has to literally be true – why else would they say it, after all? Now if you want WAR everywhere, you have to actually have it where you are actually in a WAR, flagged, all the time, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice. I would have to say that is most certainly more authentic and real for our players.

Core: Tut tut, my good, yet latecoming friend! Surely you must realize that this is, after all, a game. Games are meant to be fun, after all. If there was “real” WAR, why, our players would be all dead within minutes of playing, and would have to start over when they died! The only “real” part players would get is “real angry”. Since when is real, actual WAR any fun anyway? Look at the world wars, the War of the Roses, Carthage, Rome! I could continue…

Open: How cheeky of you to declare such exaggerations, sir Core! I was merely speaking of the real feeling of combat, the visceral nature of violent blades and magic, the dread, fear, and savage hunt that awaits around every corner! Why, my players will feel the adrenaline of being attacked, instead of, well…perhaps a kind of watered down experience where someone can look at their enemy and somehow, not be able to raise their weapon against them. I do have to say, it seems quite boring! Players for WAR want to have the bloodthirst for their enemy, the sating of their seething hate, the-

Core: Well, well, now who’s exaggerating?

Open: Certainly neither of us. I simply have what the players want.

Core: Well then, Open, my good chap, let us discuss the finer points of our players. I daresay that I will command a greater portion of players that will know honorable combat. Certainly there will be none of the base nature of the unwashed masses on MY servers. We will have an experience free of immaturity and while there will be many a spirited discussion, we will all have respect for each other’s skills in mortal combat. Why we may even thank one another for a good battle fought.

Open: Now, I am certainly not trying to be insulting, Core, but that sounds TERRIBLY like a bear who cares a little too much about staring happily at their sworn, non-bear enemies!

Core: Well, you certainly seem to like causing some grief about it. It doesn’t surprise me, though I am certainly NOT begrudging you your “community’s” playstyle by saying it, oh no. Barbarism and savagery has its place even in our civilized society, after all.

Open: You would be hard-pressed to survive my servers’ society, my fine sheep in WAR’s clothing. My players will be molded by hours, perhaps days of constant conflict. We will have the more exciting, the more widespread, the more inspiring battles. We will have realm pride – not the kind shared with each other, but the kind reserved only for our allies, because the kind of hate we rain down on our enemies will certainly not be shared among our peers. They will, of course, be hardened to the CORE. We will throw swords and spears, not /wave emotes and stuffed toys.

Core: Well I simply do not see why you’d be so stuffy about it, speaking of that. It’s not like you have to have your people play with my servers.

Open: I could say the same about your masses. But of course, we must prove which one of us is the greater.

Core: Maybe if it was the greater knave, you would certainly win. I have a feeling you might want to perhaps return to some World of Waylaying, where you belittle others.

Open: Well I would then have to say if you cannot take a real discussion, you should just continue to lament with greater emphasis, my neophyte.

Core: How dare you level a gibe at me, good sir!

Open: How dare YOU attack me ad hominem, good gentleman!

Core and Open: I simply HATE trolls.

Core: Well…at least we do have SOMETHING in common.

Open: What’s that?

Core: We both have a chicken.

Open: Well, I don’t really want it, or know what to do with it.

Core: Neither do I.

September 2, 2008

Google’s Chrome Empire

So today Google makes its way into the browser wars with the short-notice release of its web browser, Chrome. With its sleek design, webkit-powered engine, and, to the joy of geek porn-surfers everywhere, the ability to hide the pages you visit from your history, Google now further cements themselves as the Rebels against an evil Empire of closed-source technology.

Now, some of those cynics out there might think the reverse, that Google’s entry into Internet browsing puts them even closer to a certain armored “more machine than man”. Afraid of Google’s continuing encroachment, some geeks fear the rise of Google worse than when fans of a small time band hate when the band signs a major label contract. 

Frankly, to be honest, I welcome our new browser overlords. I mean, c’mon, when it really comes down to it, people use the tools that work, and of course, the ones that are accessible and free. Google has it all, from site building tools, to notebooks, to maps, to images, and of course, searching on the web. Why wouldn’t you use the things that seem to work all the time? They’ve got flaws, like anything else, but if you’re opting to use a little known browser and you aren’t part of one of the major players, I guess that’s your choice, but you’re missing out.

I mean, who knows where this is going to stop, right? Soon we’ll see Google coffee, Google TV channels, Google taxis, Google condoms – it’ll be like Starbucks – you’ll see Google things kitty corner to other Google things. Isn’t consistency a great thing? Don’t we want to all use the same thing so that we don’t have to worry about some subpar competition that no one has heard about? Why not?

Being on the Google train is like being on the Facebook or Myspace train – you might try to resist it for a while, but sooner or later, you’re going to use a Google tool to do something, and by then, it’s going to be too late. You might as well save yourself the time and use the Google web browser now. Sure, they make overtures like they are going to keep working with their partners and playing nice nice with their competition, but sooner or later, the Google collective will absorb it all. I, for one, don’t plan to wait until they introduce Google doctors to introduce Google immunizations filled with Google antibodies that are able to use the google search engine to search for germs in your body and destroy them. No, I’m on the wagon now, and you’d better jump on before they’re out of space.

So enjoy Chrome, set your most visited pages to all those Hello Kitty fansites you visit all the time, and relax. Resistance, after all, really is futile.

September 1, 2008

Because Mr. T Told Me To Play Games

So they’ve been around for a while now, but it seems that a new weapon in advertising appears to be using celebrities for game endorsements. With people like Mr. T, Verne Troyer, and William Shatner endorsing WoW, and on the edgier side, porn star Tera Patrick talking about Saints Row 2, it seems we are on the cusp of a new “Hollywood” twist to our game marketing.

Never mind the fact that Mr. T probably broke the keyboard in half while playing, Verne Troyer cut yet another check to keep his career going, and William Shatner has proven yet again why he’s probably the longest-lasting relevant sci-fi star out there. I mean, it’s celebrities! People have used celebrities to sell us things all the time, from things as small as a fruit cutter to items as large as cars or even houses. It doesn’t matter that the celebrity in question probably wouldn’t be caught dead with these things, because hey, if we want to emulate a porn star, we can do it, just by doing what they do, and without the mess afterwards. It’s easy – all we have to do is be a good little consumer and buy the product.

We’re probably going to see a whole new string of celebrities smiling at the cameras, glancing nervously at the product they are endorsing hoping they sound like they know what it is, and shilling games for us geeks. Just imagine Andrew Dice Clay endorsing the value of  XBox Live’s “unique” communication style. Or what about Paris Hilton selling you the next Dead or Alive type game (given that lawsuits or another sex tape don’t mess things up, of course). And in the great coup of all time, considering the most recent of internet memes that are certainly not overdone and not terribly unfunny, Chuck Norris or Rick Astley promoting any game they touch.

Can’t you just feel the money rolling in? Yeah, it’s the sound of it rolling out of your pockets and into the developers’, but still, it’s nice to live vicariously sometimes.

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