So with the Warhammer Online Open Beta upon us, now is the time for yet another helpful post from here at OP. Now, I’m going to assume that you know that this is a beta and that there are bound to be some serious issues which I’m sure you’re not going to immediately go to the forum to post about, right? But just in case you are, I’m here to help you fill out the many surveys, forum threads, and feedback forms that you might be asked about during your brief sneak peek at the game. I’ve even chosen a random feedback survey already filled that we can work with.
What did you think about the leveling curve in WAR?
WTF. I couldn’t immediately level up to own noobs within an hour and the quests are completely broken. WTF Mythic, WTF. I can do anything and this is so boring WTF WTF, did I mention WTF??
Hm, let’s see here. Well, first off, you folks need to remember that using internet slang over and over again just really doesn’t get your point across. You need to provide more “oomph” behind your words and you simply can’t just post the same acronyms over and over again, like “WTF”, “ZOMG”, or the worst offender, “lol”. If you’re going to provide some quality feedback, you need to at least practicing writing a whole phrase, such as “This game is so broken”, or “I’ve cancelled my pre-order”.
And what about this “owning noobs” business? Perhaps being more accurate by saying “I didn’t win” might provide Mythic with more detail. It can only help!
What did you think about the balance of classes?
Geez, (insert class lost to here) are sooooo overpowered. I can’t beat them at all and they seem to run aorund in packs. Nerf plz, or at least buff my class so we have a chance in hell. Mythic gave these people such an “i win” button and they better fix these things before release or the whole game is screwed.
Look here – we’ve got a simply inexcusable comment here. It’s as clear as day. Forgetting to make your “i’s” capital I’s is just unprofessional and simply not kosher, folks. I mean, what do you want to have happen – your completely valid and constructive statement get disregarded because you can’t understand proper nouns? Do you want your hero Josh Drescher to look at this otherwise shining example of class balance feedback and discard it because you cannot type out the word “please”? Nerf please. See how that pops out at the reader? Do remember to do this in the future.
How was the RvR experience overall for you?
Mythic promised me an epic RvR experience and it just didn’t deliver. I got killed over and over and my teammates sucked while the OP people on the other side one and two-shotted me. What an EPIC FAIL this is going to be. Where is Mythic HQ, I want to personally go over there and punch Paul Barnett in the face for lying to me.
Now you seriously don’t expect me to believe this, do you? When providing feedback, you’ve got to do your research. Any fan of the game knows that Mythic HQ is in Fairfax, Virginia and that Paul Barnett is on the 5th floor in an office with three windows and a plastering of magazine images. It’s like some people don’t even try! Do your homework before posting this stuff.
And as for your RvR experience, you’ve clearly got to provide the right kind of proof. If it allows it, submit a screenshot, because on the internet, if you don’t have a screenshot, then it most certainly did not happen. Screenshotting the guy who one-shotted you and is now /special’ing on your corpse should work.
What is your overall feeling with the beta client?
omg i cant login stupid mythiccrap
See, here, we have a classic example of how anger works on the brain, causing a loss of rationale and the degradation into the grammar, spelling, and attitude of a 5 year old. It happens a lot on forums, so I have lots of experience with this. The cure, as I’ve seen it, is a healthy dose of outside sun, perhaps even walking into a place that is not the kitchen to get an unhealthy snack.
How would you rate the game overall?
$#%#$%#$% YOU MSYTIC SUK B$5$%3
Of course, for some people, there just isn’t an immediate cure.
I hope I’ve been helpful!